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blameniallhoran:

I JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH MY FAVOURITE BAND, I WANT TO BE ABLE TO TEXT THEM SOMETHING FUNNY I SAW, I WANT THEM TO RANDOMLY SHOW UP AT MY DOOR WANTING TO CHILL I WANT TO TAKE STUPID SELFIES WITH THEM AND WATCH THEM PRACTISE AND CHEER THEM ON BACK STAGE AND fUCKk BUT NO IM STUCK HERE IN AN INSIGNIFICANT TOWN, AND IM JUST ANOTHER GIRL AMONGST 100000’S OF OTHER WHO ARE PROBABLY PRETTIER THAN ME AND SMARTER THAN ME AND THIS IS REALLY STRESSING ME THE FUCK OUT 

artificialhusband

averypottermormon:

gallifrey-feels:

gankingmetatron:

acapella-girl:

gaysealapproves:

egberts:

queens-of-shadows:

egberts:

the term “straight” kinda implies every other sexuality is bent and thats rude

no but the other sexualities could be like twirled and shaped like stars u know

"hey what are you?"

"lopsided triangle wbu"

"squiggly line"

Oh mine is y=-(sin(x^(1.7/6)+4)+(1/x))+10

oh no you didn’t

goddammit

the fact that I recognized the equation

the fact that we all recognize that equation